Cerebrum No No's.

Dear Cerebrum...or whoever controls my memory: Please do a better job or talk to whoever controls my cravings and let them know I need some Ginkoba Biloba to enhance you. In the past month I've misplaced or lost my cell phone, my ID and Debit card on numerous un-countable occasions, my super prettiful hair flower accessory, my spare phone charger and managed to forget to zip my zipper on my pants when going out AND coming to work...only to realize later (and often when IN the bathroom already) that I have bright neon purple or lace panties on, just collecting some fresh air for the whole world to see!

By the way, you also don't have a very good sense of humor and can, to the contrary, be very cruel...Especially because you only allow me to notice things like my goodies hanging out after nearly an entire day at work....,, or my need for money and proof of alcohol drinking age AFTER I drive two hours to Orlando or am walking out the door for a much needed pedicure and brunch date.

It is kindly requested that you take it a little easy on me from now on and cut me a break. After all, Americans work the hardest and get paid the least out of any other country, didn't you know?!!?

I recently have been trying to remind myself to check for everything before I leave but.... I FORGET THAT I'M FORGETFUL!!! Talk about being set up for failure. ha! Perhaps I should invent a necklace that holds my id and debit card and looks ever so trendy or an alarm for my zipper that recites "Peek-A-Boo" when I clasp the button?!!?

*A Few Things I Try NEVER to Forget*

.To say thank you.

.To smile at strangers.

.To say bless you when someone sneezes.

.To be kind.

.To not let insignificant things frustrate me.

.To not judge others.

.To listen.

.To be humble.

.To give.

.To be honest.

.To not be selfish.

.To learn.

.To drink water.

.To take responsibility.

.To stand up for what I believe in.

.To not rush.

.To never call names.

.To communicate.

.To share.

.To jouney.

.To embrace.

.To love.

Alas, in honor of my zipper FAIL! today...and of Gary Busey being Fired on Celebrity Apprentice...here is a song that always makes me smile and forget that it's not about me. Wink, wink.