Per the usual...I was squatting over the toilet in the ladies room thinking about things that perplex me. Here is a list of just a few I came up with. (I just LOVE lists....don't you??)
1. Large gaps in bathroom stalls that are supposed to PROTECT you from being seen, recognized or embarrassed when doing your personal business. Why have walls at all if the gaps are so big you can practically stick your arm through to hand your co-worker a piece of one-ply?
2. Instructions on Shampoo. (i.e. Use a dime sized amount) Does that work for everyone or just babies or bald men?
3. Why have rules like "I" before "E" except after "C" if the rule doesn't apply 100% of the time?
Care to read more perplexing things? The following website has a pretty good list.
http://www.dreamhaven.org/~data/humor/questions.html
What makes YOU (meaning the 5 or 6 of you that actually read this blog, a.k.a my diehard fans!) go hmmmm?
Any speech that I've ever heard George Bush give.
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