Today is 2 days after the earth was supposed to endure massive earthquakes, disaster, chaos and "worthy" people were supposed to dissapear or float into heaven in the rapture, predicted by Harold Cummings, the ex engineer who installs biblical revelation-esk fear into the masses and makes mathematical mistakes about which year the world will end and falsely predicts these "second comings" like it's in the main objective in his resume.
Guess what old fart?....We're still here. Oh, and p.s., so are you.
I only wish I had come up with "Apocol-OOPS" on my own...but the winner of this phrase goes to some person I don't know on some blog I can't remember the name of that made me laugh. You go Mister! That is some funny stuff...and quite appropriate.
For some of us, the upside of this Rapture stuff was a reason to drink a lot, disobey rules, not do any laundry, brush off chores or family, not brush your teeth or shower, make pot cake (cause you were out of brownie mix) and laugh watching Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga's SNL skits until nearly peeing, or just be completely careless/wreckless in nature. I mean, if we were gonna leave the earth anyway...what's the point in being responsible?!!?
The down side -- is the fact that we did all that stupid stuff and nothing even remotely profound happened.....and then Monday comes and we all have to go back to our boring repetative low paying jobs and are kicking ourselves because the pants we're wearing has last week's coffee stain still on them.
So, Macho Man Randy Savage swiftly, , stepped in and acted as Jesus' doppleganger & died...,, so none of us had to.
Here is a little collage of things that either the actual Rapture or Macho Man should have taken with them. There are alot more, but these came to mind first:
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