Boregasm!

Life/Work has been busy kicking my ass lately. Here are a few things you've missed by my absense from blogging:

• I've worked 102 Hours in two weeks.
• I received a $150 crosswalk ticket for not stopping for an invisible pedestrian and no flashing light.
• I'm pet sitting for some friends whose dog is so big I could ride horseback.
• My A/C in my car is still broken and I am melted like an icecube on a stove, by the time I'm home.
• I've grown addicted to the E.T. song by Katy Perry
• I've tripped in front of others 4 times.

Other than that...Now I'm just waiting on the rapture to come on May 21st. I'm hoping I'll have enough time standing in line to drink a martini or two and relax.

Standby....